What is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Hooo boy, where to begin?

 

Well I guess I'll start off with introducing myself. 

 

Hello, call me Kudzu, a southern country girl who is a fan of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, video games, and puppies.

 

So, what is JJBA? Well, it has nothing to do with Jojo Siwa (Seriously, who is she?) it is instead a 30 year old ongoing manga series that is about the Joestar family, and each Part is about a different Joestar family member. In fact, while I'll be going in to detail later on, I'll just sum up the parts for now.

Oh also, SPOILERS AHEAD!

Part 1, Phantom Blood: 

DRACULA! But with Sunlight Kungfu, the main vampire is the hero's (Jonathan Joestar) adopted brother, Dio Brando, the hero's best friend Speedwagon might be gay for him, and finally, the hero dies at the end on a boat.

Part 2, Battle Tendency:
The tricky Grandson of the first Jojo, Joseph Joestar must fight Aztec Gods of Fitness known as the Pillarmen before their leader Kars becomes the Ultimate Lifeform in 1938. Oh, and there's a German Army Cyborg. That's a thing too.

Part 3, Stardust Crusaders:

The most well known part of the series and possibly longest. As it introduces Stands and gets rid of the Solar Martial Arts from the first two parts, the plot can be summed up as this- Road Trip to Egypt with Joseph, his grandson, three other guys and later on a dog as they travel to save the life of the mother for the hero of this part, Jotaro Kujo. How? BY KICKING THE ASS OF A REVIVED DIO BRANDO... who stole the body of Jonathan Joestar. Somehow.

Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable:
"Come on Gang, we have a mystery to solve! Oh, and a serial killer to catch!" This part stars the bastard son of Joseph Joestar, in the year 1999. The hero's name? Josuke Higashikata, and his stand Crazy Diamond, which has the power to restore things by punching it.


 

Part 5, Golden Wind/Vento Aureo:
The bastard son of Jonathan/Dio (Body snatching.), Giorno Giovanna decides to fight his way up the ranks of the mafia to become a Gangstar. 

Part 6, Stone Ocean:
This is where the original time line ends as the only girl Jojo- Jolyne Kujo, who gets sent to prison for a crime she didn't commit, breaks out with her friends and also has to stop a priest from resetting the universe to make his DIO fanfics come to life. She fails, but there is a bitter sweet ending to it.

Part 7, Steel Ball Run
"Okay, I know we gotta win this horse race, but Jesus told me to kill the president." This takes place in a different timeline, and stars kind of a jerk Johnny Joestar.

Part 8, Jojolion:
Okay I got nothing. This part is just.. what even is happening anymore? Also the current ongoing part of the fic.