Let's Read: Jojo's Bizarre Fairy Tale: Stardust Soldiers of Fortune! Introduction

[kudzumac]

 Hello, I'm Kudzumac, and I guess this might be a spork? Or a look at a fic while I provide commentary and info to the readers about the canon for that well, fic, so it might turn into an anti-spork of the story is good.

A-Anyway... let's begin with a Jojofic called.... Jojo's Bizarre Fairy Tale: Stardust Soldiers of Fortune!


So Kudzu, what's this story about?

Well for those reading this and wondering, let's look at the summary, shall we?

After the defeat of Dio Brando by Jotaro Kujo, the hero of Stardust Crusaders and his grandfather Joseph are about to return to Japan when a kidnapping by a familiar figure causes them to head into another world based on Fairy Tales.

And these two thought Vampires and Stands were the most bizarre thing they'd encounter!

However, there are mysteries to this new world- Just who is Veronica Zeppeli, and why was she kidnapped? Why is there a faerie that looks a lot like the late Kakyoin? Is this world for real, or just a very, very elaborate ruse created by an enemy stand? Just what exactly is the villain of this story even up to!?

Most importantly however... will our two Jojos be able to return home safely?

Read and find out!

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Well, already I get to explain things... I think.

First of all, Who are the canons mentioned so far?

Dio Brando- The main villain of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure... or at least four of the first six parts. Dio is... well... he's a scheming chessmaster of an asshole who used a stone mask to turn himself into a vampire, a century later stole the body of his adopted brother, died in Part 3, and his presence still lingered after his death in the form of:

1. Those still possessing his flesh buds in their body (Yes, really, flesh buds) turning into monsters.

2. four bastard sons becoming important with one being a hero... kind of, in part 5, and the other three being bosses in part 6.

3. Also in part six, had his boyfriend reset the world to try and eliminate the Joestar Family Tree... and almost pulled it off hadn't been for a meddling kid.

So yeah.... he's one of THOSE kinds of villains that just won't go away even when he's dead! Oh, and he's the source of the "It was me, Dio" meme. As for powers, well... he has laser eyes, standard vampire powers, can stop time- though some people think the World's ability is to steal the powers of other stands since he also could spy on the heroes, heal his boyfriend's broken leg and who knows what else. Overall, he's an OP dick.

Jotaro Kujo- the hero of Part 3 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, he is basically the mascot of JJBA overall, due to Part Three being the longest (I think) and also because of the JJBA ova adapting that part being the most well known, until the anime was created. He has a stand, which is basically fighting spirit/psychic powers anthropomorphized and only visible to other stand users. 

Jotaro, has the stand of Star Platinum, which can stop time much like Dio's The World. Though, some fans might think that Star Platinum's true power is asspulls for... reasons. 

Personality wise... er... Jotaro doesn't really have much of one, he's kind of a jerk with the emotions of a rock, but he does have moments where he's nice. I think. He's mellowed out in Part 4, supposedly, but I haven't really seen it. He also cameos in part 5, and is a major character again in part 6 due to his knowing Dio's plan to reset the world which was needed by an evil priest to carry out. Said Evil Priest supposedly being Dio's boyfriend or something. 

Joseph Joestar- The hero of Part 2 of Jojo and in my opinion, one of the best Jojos of the franchise. He's a trickster, managed to take down an Aztec Super Vampire God of Fitness by launching the guy into space with the help of a volcano, and was co-hero for Part three with his grandson Jotaro. He is a master of Hamon, which is like Solar Powered Kung Fu centered around breathing, and also has the stand Hermit Purple, which looks like purple thorny vines that allow him to smash cameras for spirit photos so he can track people. 

He can also make maps in the dirt with Hermit Purple as well... and also use it as a grappling hook. 

Finally, Joseph has a robotic hand, he lost his original hand in the battle against Kars, the super vampire and creator of the stone mask that turned Dio into a vampire, and well, got a replacement which he still has in his 60s, when he traveled to Egypt to fight Dio. 

Oh, and he fathered the protaganist of part four during a moment of weakness... so... yeah... he's not infallible as a man, but he does care a lot about his family, that's for sure. Hell, his daughter is the reason he went Dio Hunting in Part 3, if he didn't, she'd die.

So... I think that's all for now. Next time, I'll start with the prologue of the story. See ya then!

Comments

[pan2000]

Did you just spork yourself? Lol!

[kudzumac]

Yes, I tried to spork myself. Because I was a bit of an idiot.